This is the question, people. At what point in the relationship do you…un-tuck the wacker? You know what I’m talking about, I’m talking about pouring out your damn soul and spilling your foul, dark secrets… like your chicken choking fetish. At what point do you spill the beans about being first chair for playing the rusty trombone? Is there ever a perfect time to mention that you’ve cheated on every single partner except for your mother? I can’t take it anymore, some of us just need to shut the hell up and realize that some things should just be left to the imagination and other things should never be mentioned. If you are Dating someone then you may feel hesitate to reveal everything at the initial stage.
Let me tell you a theory I used to have that I successfully demolished several years ago. It was the “Spill Check” theory. This is where you spill (more like barf) everything personal about yourself and then check for a response. It’s kind of comical now that I think about it, I’m not sure why I think it’s funny…maybe because I was such an idiot? My theory never actually scared anyone off but it sure did make me feel naked and vulnerable.
It was my plan to reject rejection before I got rejected, before I got my feelings involved. I’m not sure how I thought sharing my deepest and darkest did not involve “feelings”. What do I know about him? Well, I know he must have some serious balls to be force fed my junk but um, that’s about it.
Don’t dump on your date. Don’t spew verbal emotional vomit on a fresh, budding relationship. Donkey punching stories take time. What’s the fun of a relationship if you know everything about the other in a matter of minutes?